Blazer

Introducing

Blazer

Blazer is Cotton's adopted greyhound. Her natural elegance, goofiness and fun helps to inspire Yarn Yarns!

Blazer loves to bestow her little pearls of wisdom upon us each week. Where would we be without her!

She never fails to win employee of the month!

Blazer

Welcome to:

Words of Wisdom by Blazer

How to look after your skin

How to look after your skin

I hear mud baths are great for your complexion.

Blazer xx

How to stick your nose in it

How to stick your nose in it

It's my nose!

Blazer xx

How to enjoy your bed

How to enjoy your bed

This is me posing for you in my bed. It's my favourite piece of furniture because it's so fluffy. I just want to lie in it aaaaall day everyday.....and I'm gonna!

Blazer xx

How to woo people

How to woo people

People can't resist a long unwavering stare.

Blazer xx

How to tell when you’re a success

How to tell when you’re a success

You know what they say.... you know you've made it if you have had your portrait painted!

Blazer xx

How to do colours

How to do colours

I like orange.

Blazer xx

Sheep

Sheep

Today I discovered a curious fluffy creature that goes by the name "sheep". Ewe rock guys! baaaahahha

Blazer xx

How to drink coffee

How to drink coffee

Maybe I shouldn't have had that fourth cup of coffee....

Blazer xx

How to do a selfie part 2

How to do a selfie part 2

Look back at the camera over your shoulder with a "oh hello, I didn't see you there" look. No one will be looking at the other person in the photo.

Blazer xx

How to be cautious

How to be cautious

Although I come across as quite a relaxed noodle, I always sleep with one eye open!

Blazer xx

How to do a selfie

How to do a selfie

Get up front and make sure you are the centre of attention. Add some googley eyes for dramatic effect.

Blazer xx

How to know when to give up

How to know when to give up

If a project (like moving a blanket from the bedroom to the lounge) is starting to take its toll on you there is no shame in just giving up and having a good rest. You come first, not the project!

Blazer xx

How to be chuffed

How to be chuffed

This is me sitting on awesome corner, feeling pretty chuffed with myself because I just got a blog page! Never be afraid to give yourself a pat on the back when you deserve it. 

Blazer xx

How to be an actor

How to be an actor

Recently I have been letting my creative juices flow. The other day I refined my costume making and acting skills by dressing up as William Wallace and putting on a little show.... FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMM!!

Blazer xx

How to be a dork

How to be a dork

Just a couple of classy dorks hanging out. There's nothing like spending time with someone that you can fully relax and be yourself with.

Blazer xx

How to watch people

How to watch people

Make sure you always keep an eye on your loved ones......ALLLWAAAAYYYSSS

Blazer xx

How to be beautiful

How to be beautiful

In case you guys didn't know already.....
I.AM.BEAUUUUUTIIFFUUUULLLLL

Blazer xx

How to be a song writer

How to be a song writer

I made up a new song:

"My name is Blazey,
I am very amazey
and a little bit crazy
my name is Blazey!"

It's pretty catchy I know.

Blazer xx

My bottom

My bottom

I have heard people say I have a nice bottom.... I see now the rumours are true!

Blazer xx

How to hide embarrassment

How to hide embarrassment

uh oh.... I wonder if anyone can smell that.....

Blazer xx