Blazer

Introducing

Blazer

Blazer is Cotton's adopted greyhound. Her natural elegance, goofiness and fun helps to inspire Yarn Yarns!

Blazer loves to bestow her little pearls of wisdom upon us each week. Where would we be without her!

She never fails to win employee of the month!

Blazer

Welcome to:

Words of Wisdom by Blazer

How to do a selfie

How to do a selfie

Get up front and make sure you are the centre of attention. Add some googley eyes for dramatic effect.

Blazer xx

How to know when to give up

How to know when to give up

If a project (like moving a blanket from the bedroom to the lounge) is starting to take its toll on you there is no shame in just giving up and having a good rest. You come first, not the project!

Blazer xx

How to be chuffed

How to be chuffed

This is me sitting on awesome corner, feeling pretty chuffed with myself because I just got a blog page! Never be afraid to give yourself a pat on the back when you deserve it. 

Blazer xx

How to be an actor

How to be an actor

Recently I have been letting my creative juices flow. The other day I refined my costume making and acting skills by dressing up as William Wallace and putting on a little show.... FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMM!!

Blazer xx

How to be a dork

How to be a dork

Just a couple of classy dorks hanging out. There's nothing like spending time with someone that you can fully relax and be yourself with.

Blazer xx

How to watch people

How to watch people

Make sure you always keep an eye on your loved ones......ALLLWAAAAYYYSSS

Blazer xx

How to be beautiful

How to be beautiful

In case you guys didn't know already.....
I.AM.BEAUUUUUTIIFFUUUULLLLL

Blazer xx

How to be a song writer

How to be a song writer

I made up a new song:

"My name is Blazey,
I am very amazey
and a little bit crazy
my name is Blazey!"

It's pretty catchy I know.

Blazer xx

My bottom

My bottom

I have heard people say I have a nice bottom.... I see now the rumours are true!

Blazer xx

How to hide embarrassment

How to hide embarrassment

uh oh.... I wonder if anyone can smell that.....

Blazer xx

How to be posh

How to be posh

Every now and then I like to dress up and pretend I am a posh older lady. To quote Oscar Wilde "let me be surrounded by luxury, I can do without the necessities!"

Blazer xx

How to do road trips

How to do road trips

Want to know the best way to spend your time on road trips? Singing in the car! "I'm walking on sunshine.....wooohooo woooo"

Blazer xx

How to escape the heat

How to escape the heat

It's going to be hot later this week! Dipping your tootsies in a pool is a great way to cool down.

Blazer xx

How to treat yo’ self!

How to treat yo’ self!

You should always find time to treat yourself. One of my favourite gifts to me is a nice soothing mud bath.

Blazer xx

How to spend your birthday

How to spend your birthday

The vet told me to ease up on the schmackos but on Saturday we ignored that cos I was treated to a schmacko cake for my 5th birthday! Happy birthday me!

Blazer xx

How to scare people

How to scare people

Heeeeeere's BLAZIE!!

Blazer xx

How to snuggle

How to snuggle

Snuggles are important, especially if someone is working hard.

Blazer xx

How to be a model

How to be a model

I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

Blazer xx